Bloohaa!!!!

So I watched kavorkian Scarf a minute ago, and all is well with the world.
I was outside a few minutes later, smoking, when I saw an interesting little thing on the retaining wall. It was a small spiral, grayish-brown in color with a few pieces of darker things in it.
"Hmmm," I said. "What are you? Are you a string? Did you used to be a worm... Oh, you're bird shit."
Then I thought to myself, How many times have I met someone, had this same thought process, Hmm, who are you? are you cool? did you used to be a stripper? oh, your dogshit."

BLUGAWAAAAHHHH