What Women Do(Whether They Want it or Not)

I haven't talked to Larkin since a few minutes after yelling "FREEDOM!" on Friday night.
That's fine with me, I know what she's doing.
She's stringin me along, trying to keep a back door man, someone she can run to if the main squeeze doesn't work out.
Plus, this means she's been cheating on Josh with me, and I can't get behind people who cheat, simply because I know they'll turn around and do the same to me.
SO, I got my rocks off with a girl I had a crush on for 6 years, and I can be done with it.

Sara called on Saturday night, complaining that her best friend was trying to hook her up with someone who's "fucked up, and you're fucked up, you've been engaged, he's been married, you'd be perfect for each other."
So she asked If I'd tag along to rescue her if need be.
I of course said yes.
Sara calls her friend and tells her that she's bringing me and Austin's coming along too.
"You're bringing a guy?!"
She looks up at me quickly and says, "oh don't worry, he's not interested in me."
To which I quirk and eyebrow. She doesn't see.
This kinda threw me off a bit, yet thinking back over the years I've known her, my actions haven't exactly shown her that I like her(being mostly due to my seizing up and choosing to do nothing rather than take a risk and get burned[which of course ALWAYS gets you burned])
So we go to the bar. I'm resolved to change her view of me and her.
The guy she's supposed to meet is one of those people that makes going bald look bad, and is as boring as a three-hour documentary on salt.
I went outside to smoke, and when I come back she asks if there was some hot girl in here that she didn't see. I said no. She asked if there were any in here and I gave her a mild once-over and smiled.
She laughed and said 'No, remember I'm not a girl..."
Which was a hilarious allusion to an earlier conversation we had had about lying to the friend trying to set you up.
"No, Im gay."
"Oh? Well I know a girl..."
to which I said, "Wait, I just checked, I'm asexual... How do you check that?"
Austin pipes up with "It fell out. Sorry."
So we end up bustin' out, and headin back to the place to watch more Spaced(a hilarious British comedy with most and more of the cast of Shaun of the Dead), during which she falls asleep with her feet on my lap.
All in all, and interesting and enjoyable evening.