The Current Reason I'm Not Wokring on OWOR...

Chris Ellison, a friend of mine from middle school who I have not really been the best of friends with, well, ever, just called me and asked me to be his Best Man.
WTF???
I seriously don't think I'm the best man for this job. I mean, I hung out with him in middle school, but afterwards, I kinda fell out with him, and hung out with him for a bit in my stoner days, but seriously, I don't really know all that much about what he gets into.
This is a bit more than fucked up.
It kinda makes me wonder about a lot of the details. He claims that he and his girlfriend want to move in together and her parents are religious enough to want a marriage first, but i think there might be something deeper, like pregnancy, or something else.
He has, however, been dating this girl for three years or so, so I guess it's not so bad...

Throws his hands up and walks out.