Thursday, August 18, 2005

If You Was A Panda You Would Know, That's The Ugliest Panda Bitch There Is.

Trey is in town right now, and he has brought his nasty ass girlfriend who alex and I coined as the UPB or Ugly Panda Bitch.
She is physically abusive, nasty in the ways girls hate guys being, IE, burping loudly, fartin', all that kinda shit. she has no grace, and basically is horrible for him.
Ive said all i will on the matter to Trey himself, but he's taken with her, so i throw my hands up and try to stay away from her while hangin' with trey.
Now, If the UPB needed to be taken somewhere, or Walked half a mile to her place, even though i don't like her, i would still walk her there if she was too drunk and walking through a bad part of town at night with Trey gone somewhere for an errand that would take him like an hour or so.
I guess that's the difference between me and Austin.
He doesn't like the girl I've been dating, and let her walk home last night to drunk to operate a phone, through a bad section of campus at dusk, while i was with my dad for a couple of hours.
Now, granted, Larkin has a much higher chance of being preyed upon by a sexual predator, she's hot, young, 115 lbs at 5'5", clean and brunette.
The UPB would scare them off before they got close enough to do anything, because of the nastiness of her, and the overall UPBness of her.
But that's beside the point, Nobody deserves to go through anything like that.
I'm still kinda pissed at Austin for this, but Im sure I'll get over it soon enough.
In Austin's defense, she does get sorta belligerent when she's that drunk, but I still would have followed her to make sure she was ok.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You've said yourself that Austin isn't exactly the pinnacle of human existance. But it's cool that you'd do something like that for a friend. It's hard to appreciate others when you know they don't hold themselves up to the standards you hold on yourself, but were really not in the buisness of judging one another. And now you know. So I call this a win. (Any one you can walk away from, as long as you've got the goods...) Even if it doesn't feel like winning.

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